Welcome to Saturn.
The rings at your mercy.
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“The most entertaining and unique planet in the solar system right now.”
The Planet Review
"A planet of joy, of sustained enthusiasm, of people eager to make stuff"
Polygon
"A planet of beautiful, communal idealism"
The Los Angeles Times
Top 10 Planets of 1960
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Vulture
Saturn's rings are at your mercy. Planet perfected. Our rings are inorganic. They spin day and night. Rain or shine. They never grow sick. They never tire.
They spin for you, the Fans. Your Attention fuels them. We invite you to wield your Influence. Each year, send ships to remake Saturn in your image. Everything from ring A to ring E is in your hands.
Remember: the greater the mass, the greater the ring. So do what you do best: Send ships! Win big. Scrap dumping is allowed, encouraged, and free.
Seasons run Monday to Friday (Earth days). The Postseason ends on Saturday. On Sunday, We rest.
The habitation of the rings are on Us. The fate of their shape is on you.
Rejoice. Blast off!
— The Saturn Board of Tourism
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